Dear Future Hubster....it's Valentine's Day...bah humbug.
Hubster I LOATHE Valentine's Day...like LOATHE it so much that I wish Storm would generate a snow storm that dumps snow like she's had an emotional melt down but just on the 14th and quickly clear up on the morning of the 15th. It seems like an unnecessary road block to my birthday (and yes I'll be an odd pain in the ass about this).
I hate the fact that everything is ridiculously overpriced...this sounds stupid as well...because clearly I LOVE overpriced things...to look at. I hate that even Friday's will be packed...who the heck takes their girlfriend, wife or even side chick to freaking Friday's for a romantic date?! The horror! And who designated bears as the universal symbol of LOVE anyway???? Why can't people give stuffed swans????? I hate that I know 80 something year old grandmas will be looking at me crazy if I don't have on a combo of red and white or pink and red...
I'll admit I haven't had an enjoyable Valentine's Day since high school, but even then...the whole receiving a gift of LOVE from someone you're not really interested in sucks...so Hubster...we can do this a few ways (please note these are only suggestions and will be up for discussion):
1. We can totally act like this day NEVER existed
2. We can just acknowledge the day in the am to get over with
3. Act like its Kwanzaa and make stuff. The goofier the better
Idk, I'm a hopeless romantic, so I would hope that you'd surprise me or we'd surprise each other. But if you're like me...Valentine's Day can be Hiroshima.